Laser Your Face Off Part 2

"Your fire's blue, and there's nothing I can do."

Laser Your Face Off

If someone ever threatens to laser your face off...this is what they mean.

The Exclusive Editions - Exploded but Didn't Blow Up

The first in this new series, (The Exclusive Editions), we bring you an old time favorite with new graphics and explosive goodness. It almost seems like its in HD or something. You can once again feel safe letting your children see this without being emotionally scarred.

Projectile Vomit Part 3

Projectile Vomit in its most recent form can be visually stunning, yet make you want to rip your eyes out all at the same time. That's the miracle of the Wilson Creations. They are always something.

Jaws Strikes Back

This is what you get for pretending the danger's not real.

The Man-Eating Couch

Pssshhh more like a man-eating box of some sort.

The Backside of a Super Hero

It could be a bloody, flying head...or a flying christmas tree...whichever you prefer.

Why?

That's why now stop asking questions.

WHEEEE Part 2

The infamous WHEEE character gets his head exploded in this fantastic part 2 adventure.

The Ode to Google

Next up we have Zach's recent ode to Google.

This drawing definitively proves that Google is better than anything.

WHEEEE

Following the current obsession with super heroes of some-sort...

WHEEEE may be one of (if not THE) most recent drawings on this site at this time.

Super Simple

Well, sometimes being simple is the best way to show feeling...in a lot of ways this is true.
Zach expresses how a simple creation can be held high with all the others. It teaches you not to discriminate...and realize everything and everyone has an equal shot at anything and everything.

As you can see from the drawing, life is better left simple. Hats off to you Zach.

How to Hover

In recent news, a select few people have discovered how to hover.

In this classic Wilson creation, Zach depicts exactly how it all happens.

Fire Guy

We're totally going to the moon guys.

Hobo Steve - Special Edition

Here is a special edition drawing of Hobo Steve in the flesh with Zach's personal signature.

Zach's Revenge on FedEX

The untimely revenge on FedEX.

We're Going to the MOOOON

We're totally going to the moon guys.

(Obvious homestarrunner pun intended).

A Regular Day in the Dumpster

Just another regular day in the dumpster!

Messenger Quest

This drawing was of course inspired by the greatest game that was playable on MSN Messenger (Windows Messenger), called Messenger Quest. It was part of some contest of World's Greatest App or something and the creator won first place, and the game disappeared. We haven't been able to play it since like 2006 but it was the greatest messenger game ever.

Castle Wars

These next few drawings are some of the most complex works that Zach has ever created. Hats off to you Zach.

Hobo Steve Shoots up Billiam

Come on, you gotta shoot up a guy named Billiam. There's no other way around it.

Mean Eraser

Following the current obsession with blood and gore...we bring you, "MEAN ERASER".

We Want 2000

Blood and Gore? Penguins eating things for money? Sure...why not.

PERAT

Perat? Yes, thats right...Perat. A mythical creature created by none other than Wilson...Zach Wilson.

The Bassist Series - The Mountain Bassist

The 2nd part to the Bassist Series, the Mountain Bassist...depicted with his full death metal onsalught to a completely opposite of death metal band.

Rock freaking on.

The Bassist Series - The Metallica Bassist

Inspired by Zach's original "I WANNA ROCK" drawing, comes the 2 part bassist series of incredible proportions.

The first in the 2 part series, the Metallica Bassist, depicted with all his might.

Exploded but didn't Blow Up

Exploded but didn't Blow Up is certainly one for the family. Its classic rendering of explosions but non-death, make it suitable for even children!

So far, this is the most simple drawing in the following section of hi-tech drawings.

Bag 'O Drugs

The Bag 'O Drugs was certainly a spontaneous work of art. This creation played on the fact that society today is really just eating out of a Bag 'O Drugs.

Consult Book 'O Drugs for more rules.

More Projectile Vomit

More Projectile vomit? Notice the attention to detail in this creation.

Its hideous as heck, but it makes you think don't it?

Erosions

The Erosions drawing was another turning point in the creation and drawing style of Zach.

Drawings slowly became more advanced...detailed...and interesting.

Just watch how these new factions of drawings play on the modern world.

The Messenger Guys

Following the simple style of the messenger creations, Zach payed a debt to society by fully depicting a messenger convo.

Tell No One

I don't even know...

Projectile Vomit

Following Zach's simple style from his last creation, he devised the idea of creating a true expression of Projectile Vomit and its dangers.

Not the Original

Followed by Zach's first creation, he created many of these "drop kicked in the face" drawings. While all of his original ones were lost in editing, he created a duplicate of what they looked like for us.

Thanks Zach!

The First Wilson Creation

The First Wilson Messenger Creation was really a turning point in the way Zach himself used the little "paint" feature in messenger convos. This sole messenger creation started it all...and the rest to follow.

This Number 1 creation entitled "I_WANNA_ROCK" was used as a picture on the programs for a May 2009 Talent Show. The Zach Wilson Messenger Gallery was born.